|And now a glimpse into my life as a dad…
Me (to Aidan, age 8): "No, we want you to be more like a robot."
Me (in robot voice): "Yes daddy, I will do my homework. I will obey. I do whatever you tell me and will not try to have the last word."
Eamonn (age 4, to me, in his own robot voice) "I will destroy you. I will destroy you. I will destroy you. I will destroy you…"