Someday my sense of humor will get me in trouble By Neil Clarke On 06/12/2009 In Uncategorized So you’ve had a story rejected by Clarkesworld Magazine. Lots of people have. Now you can shame us for not buying your masterpiece by making us feel bad. Get institutionalized with this fun t-shirt. Rejected by Clarkesworld by clarkesworldView more Clarkesworld T-Shirts clarkesworld magazinerejectiont-shirts Previous Clarkesworld Submission Stats Next You people really shouldn’t encourage me… 25 Comments Add Comment → nihilistic_kid I cannot believe the back doesn’t feature my face somehow. 06/12/2009 Reply wyrmadmin I left the ability to customize it turned on, so people can add stuff (like your face) to the back. It drives the price up, but if they’ve been suitably traumatized, they probably won’t notice. 06/12/2009 Reply nihilistic_kid 06/12/2009 Reply wyrmadmin There you go people… feel free to add Nick to any shirt. 06/12/2009 Reply vylar_kaftan This rules. 🙂 Will you be coming out with Clarkesworld rejection toilet paper too? 06/12/2009 wyrmadmin Wouldn’t that require the use of rejected stories? 🙂 06/12/2009 vylar_kaftan Well, what else are you doing with them? 06/12/2009 wyrmadmin I can just see the cover letters now… “and recently my work has been featured on a roll of Clarkesworld Magazine.” 06/12/2009 vylar_kaftan Toilet Paper Horror. 06/13/2009 kaolinfire that’s gorgeous 🙂 I need to submit more to feel properly devastated. 06/12/2009 Reply tithenai *gleeee!* Oh man! I want one! 06/12/2009 Reply pbray That’s an awesome shirt and a very cool idea. 06/12/2009 Reply jennifer_brozek Oh hey. I qualify for this. *sad face* 06/12/2009 Reply ericmarin What a great shirt. *grin* 06/12/2009 Reply dulcinbradbury This is great! I can submit to Clarksworld. If I’m accepted — Woot! If I’m not, I can get a cute & awesome tee-shirt. 🙂 06/12/2009 Reply dqg_neal Man… now I have to submit to your market. Give me a chance to comiserate with others. 06/12/2009 Reply skidspoppe That is absolutely brilliant! 06/12/2009 Reply catsparx what a brilliant idea!!! 06/13/2009 Reply ellen_denham I love it! I have yet to submit anything to Clarkesworld, but this is a great extra incentive. 06/13/2009 Reply lavvyan Ahaha, awesomeness. Though, to be fair, you were really nice about it. 😉 06/13/2009 Reply jolantru “Been there, did that, got the T-shirt”? 😉 06/13/2009 Reply jlapp I was going to say this would have made so much more sense when Nick was manning the slush. Still awesome though. 06/13/2009 Reply rsheslin I hadn’t previously planned to submit to Clarkesworld, but now I’m rethinking my focus in markets…. 06/13/2009 Reply stitchinthyme I’m finally catching up after my vacation, so sorry for the late comment. These are really cool — I’d totally buy one if I were rejected. 🙂 BTW, I just did a double-take elsewhere in my friends list when I saw a post from someone who said she’d just been asked by Clarkesworld Magazine to participate in an editors’ round table discussion for the July issue. It’s so weird to see such completely different circles of friends overlap like that! Anyway, I’ll have to make a mental note to go check that one out… 06/20/2009 Reply wyrmadmin Yeah, unfortunately the company that made them for me did a horrible job and I’ve had to cancel them for now. It’s a small world, isn’t it? 06/20/2009 Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.