|So far, the “Keep My Wife from Having a Nervous Breakdown” sale is going well. Weekend sales numbers were significantly higher than normal. Lisa is pleased by the number of books that are leaving the house, but there are many many many more that still pose a threat to her.
To make it look like more progress was being made, I dragged one of the couches out of the rec room (try this with a bruised rib sometime) and replaced the spot that it once occupied with boxes of books that I can throw a blanket over. Now there are fewer boxes in the living room, but I don’t think she’ll be fooled for long, especially after the boys discover the new “fort opportunity”.
(Lisa, I know you read this. <subliminal user=lisa>You will remember nothing of what I just said and this entry contained only glowing things about you.</subliminal>)