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Keep My Wife Sane Pt. 2

So far, the “Keep My Wife from Having a Nervous Breakdown” sale is going well.  Weekend sales numbers were significantly higher than normal.  Lisa is pleased by the number of books that are leaving the house, but there are many many many more that still pose a threat to her.

To make it look like more progress was being made, I dragged one of the couches out of the rec room (try this with a bruised rib sometime) and replaced the spot that it once occupied with boxes of books that I can throw a blanket over.  Now there are fewer boxes in the living room, but I don’t think she’ll be fooled for long, especially after the boys discover the new “fort opportunity”. 

(Lisa, I know you read this.  <subliminal user=lisa>You will remember nothing of what I just said and this entry contained only glowing things about you.</subliminal>)


Help Keep my Wife Sane Sale


Blindsight by Peter Watts


  1. Well you suckered me into buying like 8 books. 🙂

  2. Hey – don’t know if this is a problem on my end or yours, but I’ve been trying to place an order since approximately 11 this morning (EST) and the shopping cart keeps refusing to connect when I go to make a payment. Should I just go ahead and e-mail the order?

    • I’ve been receiving orders all morning, so it appears to be working. The cart itself is hosted by a third party. I know that some workplace security settings flip out over that. At least that’s what I’ve heard from two customers who routinely order from home instead of work.

      Email is fine if you can’t get through the cart.

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